POCKETPEPTO
Gas Station Sushi Survival Kit
1,308 reviews
$9.99
“Because $5 sashimi is a cry for help.”
Nightlife Insurance Included
Product Description
What's Inside:
- Waterproof pill fob (keychain-ready)
- 2 Pepto-Bismol tablets
- Individually wrapped wet wipe
- Mint strip
- "I Trusted the Tuna" vinyl sticker
Use Case: For road trip daredevils and post-party "I guess this is dinner now" moments.
Customer Reviews
“I saw God in a Waffle House bathroom. This brought me back.”
Jessica, 26
“Tastes like regret. Works like redemption.”
Ricky, 41
“This isn't just an antacid. It isn't a personality trait now.”
Brandon, 33
“My only beef? I can't snort it.”
Kyle, 31
“My ex came back. Coincidence? I think not.”
Latoya, 29