$5 sushi isn't bravery. It's negligence. This kit makes it survivable..

Street Taco Defense Pack

You can't spell salsa without 'sos'. Clip this on before the truck rolls up.

Leftover Pizza Loadout

You don't need to throw it out. You just need backup.

Pre-Game Protocol

Step 1: Pepto. Step 2: Shots. Step 3: Dance floor. Step 4: Regret-proof.

Next Morning Recovery Kit

The hangover doesn't care. But we do.

Spicy Wings Surrender Kit

They said 'mild.' They lied. This is your exit strategy.