“I saw God in a Waffle House bathroom. This brought me back.”

Jessica, 26

“Tastes like regret. Works like redemption.”

Ricky, 41

“This isn't just an antacid. It's a personality trait now.”

Brandon, 33

“My only beef? I can't snort it.”

Kyle, 31

“My ex came back. Coincidence? I think not.”

Latoya, 29