POCKETPEPTO

Pocket Pepto 4-Pack

Next Morning Recovery Kit

1,308 reviews
$9.99

“You survived. Your stomach needs a debrief.”

Nightlife Insurance Included

What's Inside:

  • Pepto-Bismol tablets
  • Hydration packet
  • Sleep mask
  • Breath mint strip

Use Case:

Weddings, birthdays, Vegas, Wurstfest, etc.

Customer Reviews

“I saw God in a Waffle House bathroom. This brought me back.”

Jessica, 26

“Tastes like regret. Works like redemption.”

Ricky, 41

“This isn't just an antacid. It's a personality trait now.”

Brandon, 33

“My only beef? I can't snort it.”

Kyle, 31

“My ex came back. Coincidence? I think not.”

Latoya, 29