POCKETPEPTO
Pre-Game Protocol
1,308 reviews
$9.99
“Take this before the tequila.”
Nightlife Insurance Included
What's Inside:
- 2 Pepto-Bismol tablets
- Electrolyte powder packet
- Mint gum
- Prep instructions card ("How to Pre-Pepto")
Use Case:
Wing night. Hot sauce dares. 3AM buffalo disaster.
Customer Reviews
“I saw God in a Waffle House bathroom. This brought me back.”
Jessica, 26
“Tastes like regret. Works like redemption.”
Ricky, 41
“This isn't just an antacid. It's a personality trait now.”
Brandon, 33
“My only beef? I can't snort it.”
Kyle, 31
“My ex came back. Coincidence? I think not.”
Latoya, 29