POCKETPEPTO
Spicy Wings Surrender Kit
1,308 reviews
$9.99
“You thought you could handle it. You were wrong.”
Nightlife Insurance Included
What's Inside:
- Pepto tablets (x4)
- Cooling lip balm
- Disposable napkin set
- "Too Hot to Handle" sticker
Use Case:
Wing night. Hot sauce dares. 3AM buffalo disaster.
Customer Reviews
“I saw God in a Waffle House bathroom. This brought me back.”
Jessica, 26
“Tastes like regret. Works like redemption.”
Ricky, 41
“This isn't just an antacid. It's a personality trait now.”
Brandon, 33
“My only beef? I can't snort it.”
Kyle, 31
“My ex came back. Coincidence? I think not.”
Latoya, 29