POCKETPEPTO
Street Taco Defense Pack
1,308 reviews
$9.99
“Built for midnight tacos and zero napkins.”
Nightlife Insurance Included
What's Inside:
- Pepto-Bismol caplet duo
- Mini breath strip
- Hand wipe
- Clip-on carrying pouch
Use Case:
After-bar taco truck runs, where the salsa is free and the consequences are forever.
Customer Reviews
“I saw God in a Waffle House bathroom. This brought me back.”
Jessica, 26
“Tastes like regret. Works like redemption.”
Ricky, 41
“This isn't just an antacid. It's a personality trait now.”
Brandon, 33
“My only beef? I can't snort it.”
Kyle, 31
“My ex came back. Coincidence? I think not.”
Latoya, 29